The Debbie Downers Were Right. I’m Not Closing On My House Today.

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I’m warning you: my fingers are angry. Expletives galore up in this bitch today. So many people told me not to schedule those appliance deliveries yet. They couldn’t wait to tell me the horror stories of how their closing was delayed five times or for six months. But I wanted to be positive. No, I NEEDED to be positive. Others...


Car Batteries, Toes, and Cauterization.

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m4s0n501 There’s nothing like spending an evening in the ER to make you appreciate the comforts of your own home. We’ve visited our local Emergency Room so many times it should feel like home, but it doesn’t. Every time we’re there, I’m always counting the minutes ’till we can make our escape a.k.a. be discharged. ~~~~~~~~ I took the kids...


All The Ways I’ve Judged Parents…

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When we’re young, we look around and all we see are all the ways that parents are screwing up. It starts in adolescence when we feel those first sharp pangs of independence. We need to distance ourselves from our families, so we tell ourselves that our parents are big assholes because they won’t let us have all our friends over...


I Didn’t Do It.

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For years, I’ve been telling my husband that I have a knack for finding myself in the wrong place at the wrong time. In some cases, I put myself in situations that are perfectly innocent or just, yet appear inappropriate or shady to an outsider. Like stopping to help a little old lady carry her groceries across the street, when...


Lawsuit Settled.

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“The parties have entered into a settlement agreement which has resolved all claims and controversies to their mutual satisfaction.”


The Plot Thickens…

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You know what I’m looking forward to? Never having to post update about this lawsuit ever again. It has turned into such a convoluted clusterfuck that it’s become very easy for her side to develop their own entirely different narrative for what’s transpired. Every time I see her cronies drumming up some armchair legal analysis, it sounds like a teenager...


Lawsuit Update.

This post is for those who are following The Case. All others can ignore. Last time I updated, the court had not only dismissed at least three motions the plaintiff filed against me, but also came back with the initial opinion that the entire case “lacked merit” and could be dismissed unless she could provide some compelling reason not to....