The Things You’ve Seen Me Through…

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It’s hard to feel like “The Feminist Breeder” when I’m done breeding and most of the time I’m too busy/overwhelmed to let myself get my feminist panties in a bunch over some misogynistic bullshit. Mostly all I talk about anymore is stuff going on in my life. MY life. Not the life of feminists or breeders. But my very own...


I Am Not Cut Out for House Shopping

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It’s not like I ever thought that shopping for a house would be easy. I didn’t wake up one day and say, “You know what would be simple and fun? Trying to buy an entire house!” I didn’t assume that finding a house or qualifying a loan would be as simple as dropping into Target for some more shampoo. I...


I Can’t “Contain” Myself

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I’ll tell you a little something and some of you might be like, “LOL, WHUT. You are insane.” Well. Maybe most of you will say that. It sorta feels insane. Even I can admit that. Or maybe you’ll be like, “No, that makes perfect sense.” It sorta feels that way, too. I’m at a crossroads where I can either take...


We Deserve a Forever Home. Or Do We?

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Every time I start to think I deserve something out of this life, I remember all the people who work so much harder than I do who are hurting and have nothing. Why does my family deserve to eat well when the homeless man sleeping outside my Trader Joe’s would be grateful for a half-eaten sandwich? Why does my family...


This Week in Videos (October 21, 2014)

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Too much to catch you up on, too little time. I know things on the interwebs move fast so here’s a little snapshot with images and videos from the haps as of late. 1. I’m dying of humility mixed with feelings of awesomeness when my new (best-selling) client compliments me to her fanbase. I’m working for her as a Research...


5 Things You Don’t Know About Me…

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m4s0n501 Well, you may not know these things. I don’t know what you know but I don’t think I’ve mentioned them much here so perhaps not. Let’s see… 1. The name of my first band was Emil Muzz. I scored the gig as lead singer in that band one fateful night while tagging along on a babysitting job. It was...


I’m Home From Vacation, But I’m Not…

I was only slightly embarrassed by my chunky white thighs.

For the second year in a row, we took the kids to stay in a cabin just outside the Smoky Mountain National Park. My (Cherokee) grandmother is from that area and we had family there so we went there allllllll the time when I was a kid. I took HH there when we first got married and now we get...