… Because he thinks giving him babies made me hotter, even after a cesarean scar and a stretchy vagina. What a weirdo. But we should all be so lucky.
(from a recent twitter convo in which I wax not-so-poetically to my twitter friends about my lost ability to jump on any adorable 22 yr old I see on the street. And no, I did not think MrJohnCC would be on Twitter that day, cause he never is.)
FeministBreeder: Do u ever see a hot 22 yr old and think to yourself "when did I get too old to fuck hot 22 yr olds?" Major bummer.
MrJohnCC: yet to see a 22 year old hotter than @FeministBreeder."
Feminist Breeder: @MrJohnCC – I'm SURE you see 22 yr old's hotter than me… they just ain't had yer babies.
MrJohnCC: that's why there aren't 22 yo's hotter than @feministbreeder. I know, I'm twisted.
………………. whatta man.
Oh, now I am just in LOVE with him!
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Can I borrow him?
) Although, I do have to say, actually, mine is pretty good, too–I just haven’t married him yet.
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You know, you could do MUCH WORSE than a man who finds birthing his babies appealing. MUCH WORSE.
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OKay seriously? I’m sending you my dentist bill. That was so f-ing sweet, I feel cavities coming on..seriously… ;0)
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