October 22nd, 2009

I Guess This is Why I Stay Married To ‘im

… Because he thinks giving him babies made me hotter, even after a cesarean scar and a stretchy vagina.  What a weirdo.  But we should all be so lucky.

(from a recent twitter convo in which I wax not-so-poetically to my twitter friends about my lost ability to jump on any adorable 22 yr old I see on the street.  And no, I did not think MrJohnCC would be on Twitter that day, cause he never is.)

FeministBreeder: Do u ever see a hot 22 yr old and think to yourself "when did I get too old to fuck hot 22 yr olds?" Major bummer.

MrJohnCC: yet to see a 22 year old hotter than @FeministBreeder."

Feminist Breeder: @MrJohnCC – I'm SURE you see 22 yr old's hotter than me… they just ain't had yer babies.

MrJohnCC: that's why there aren't 22 yo's hotter than @feministbreeder. I know, I'm twisted.

………………. whatta man.

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Response by: Colleen on: Oct 22nd, 2009

Oh, now I am just in LOVE with him!

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Response by: Jen on: Oct 22nd, 2009

Can I borrow him? :o ) Although, I do have to say, actually, mine is pretty good, too–I just haven’t married him yet.

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Response by: Amber on: Oct 22nd, 2009

You know, you could do MUCH WORSE than a man who finds birthing his babies appealing. MUCH WORSE.

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Response by: Amber on: Oct 23rd, 2009

OKay seriously? I’m sending you my dentist bill. That was so f-ing sweet, I feel cavities coming on..seriously… ;0)

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