Cramps fucking suck.  THEY SUCK! 

I think I have PMDD (Premenstrual dysphoric disorder.)

I have tons of homework and midterms to study for, but all I wanna do is lay in the bottom of the shower and cry.  When they’re this bad, I fantasize about cutting out my uterus.  After all, when the dentist pulls a tooth, the tooth doesn’t hurt anymore.  The hole heels up relatively quickly, and it’s like the tooth was never there.  Surely this will work the same for my stupid, aching, hemorrhaging uterus.

*sniff*  owwwe.