This holiday weekend I taught Jonas a couple of Knock-Knock jokes. At first, Hyphenated Husband thought I was being silly. He figured Jonas wouldn’t get it. But Jonas became enamored with them. As soon as he had them down, he wanted to repeat them over and over again, until we finally had to say “Okay, save it for somebody else!”
Here he is doing the famous “OrangeYouGladIDidn’tSayBanana” joke.
And here he is doing his other favorite joke (equally, if not more funny…)
Now, as funny as these are, what’s even funnier is that now the kid thinks that EVERYTHING is a knock-knock joke. Once he grew tired of these two, he’d start in with his own version. Today the entire way home from Target, we heard this from the back seat:
Mama?
Yes, Jonas.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Car!
Car, Who?
Cars drive in the street!
and then…
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Mama!
Mama, who?
Mama is a girl!
…and so on, and so forth, with every noun he could think of between here and Hillside. Since he finds so much joy in these jokes, and he thinks he’s a regular Don Rickles now, I simply must get on these here internets and find him a few dozen more knock-knock jokes to beef up his act. Otherwise, he’s gonna put me in the looney bin.
Anybody got any good knock-knock jokes for me to pass on to thigh-high comic?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's _______ (the police, your parents, whoever)!
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