The World Is Stealing My Baby Names

Jun 15th 2011

Obviously the people at IKEA read my blog. How else do you explain this?

Jonas?! Really?

Wait, wait! There’s more! THE GODDAMN MATCHING CHAIR?!?

JULES?!?! Are you kidding me?!

No, for real — how many times have you ever seen a Jonas and Jules together in the same room before? I will bet NEVER. I’m onto you, IKEA!

But it doesn’t stop there. Apparently the entire free world has now decided to rebirth the name Jolene. As far as I know, there hasn’t been a soul name Jolene north of the Mason-Dixon line since 1979. But now?! That name is freaking everywhere!

A trio covers “Jolene” on The Grammys this year.

AND THEN?! Vicci covers Jolene on The Voice this week.

Now I’m being told that the name is trending again. WTF? Damn you, network television!!! You? Dead to me. I bite thy thumb in your general direction.

Hrmph.

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Gothmom511 6 pts

My daughter is Evangeline Autumn... Wouldn't expect many of those, eh? Guess again! I googled it after she was born, quite a few. Also annoying are the constant "is she named after Evangeline Lilly?" or "Like The Princess and the Frog?" When I tell them we picked it because of the Longfellow poem, I get blank stares...

Isn't it ridiculous?!?!
We named our daughter "London". Thought it was unique...until I brought her home from the hospital and heard it everywhere.
Apparently, a character on some lame show on the Disney channel is named London.
Peachy.

Oh, and we went to London a few months ago and had to buy her a cup there, since we will never find one with her name printed on it here!!!

I know how frustrating it is to have YOUR kids' names suddenly everywhere. I swear, when my older son was born I'd never met another Owen in my LIFE, but suddenly there are Owens everywhere. ARGH! I made sure to check popularity for my second son's names, and ask the people of Yahoo Answers for their opinions while I was pregnant. Everyone hated Sidney Ellis and said it was for old men, so I took that to be a good sign. So far, so good; no other Sidney Ellises out there....

My husband and I have lists of our top 10 boys/girls names for when we (hopefully soon!) start having kids. I HATE when I read a favorite blogger of mine has named their new baby something on MY list. I usually just suck it up and keep the name on the list though, because I know no matter what my kid won't be the only Gideon or Vega on the block :) ps- your kids' names rock!!!! I took Latin for 10 years, and the boys names were always so beautiful and distinguished. Jules is an especially awesome name. So beautiful.

I was born in 1991 and my parents chose to name me Jolene after the Dolly Parton song. I've always hated my name and still am not a HUGE fan of it.

I often wonder how much my daughter will curse me for giving her that name. There were a surprising number of people on my facebook page who thought Jolene was/is a hair removal product. :-/

I think it will just depend on her. I don't mind it quite as much now as an almost 20 year old. But I hated it when I was younger because it was so different. But who knows, she might love that it's different! :)

One of the things that I really hated was that I couldn't get any of those personalized pencils, key chains, pens, etc. I could only get my nickname- Jo (if I was lucky). But one year my parents got a ton of different colored pencils personally printed with my full name on them and I thought it was the best thing in the world! (I still to this day check all of those personalized items in hopes that the name Jolene has miraculously made their list of names-- never happens)

That was totally the reason I hated my name growing up - I could never find ANYTHING with "Gina" printed on it. Now I see it more often, but still not all the time. Yeah, none of my kids are ever going to find something preprinted for them, but, like your parents, I'll definitely go out of my way to get things personalized for them :)

GretchenSchonover 5 pts

The only things I ever had with my name on it was customized and I decided my children needed to go through this as well. :) So far they do each have a hand-made Christmas ornament with their name stitched on it. Oh, and the older one has a small puzzle with her name on it.

Hey, I have the Jules chair. It rocks :) Face it, G, you're a popular gal! What's that saying, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery??"

I had my daughter, Lark, via home waterbirth... Yeah, Jennifer Connlley just had a home waterbirth and named her daughter Agnes LARK. I feel like such a trend setter!

And now that I've posted her name, it will start cropping up in more places. :p

I feel your pain. I wanted to use Agnes! No way now. Not that I think it would really catch on that much, but still...

And my son's name, which I chose in 1999, is now on GLEE of all things. FML.

You've been tapped into!! Seriously, this same thing happened with my sister in law and Pottery Barn Kids. She had her son, Hudson, ordered a monogrammed blanket, six months later, there was the "Hudson" collection. Then she had daughter #1, Larkin. Same thing happened. We all laughed. Then she had Daughter #2 - Miller. You guessed it. The kicker here is that they changed MIller's name to Brooke when she was 6 months old. Then the "Brooke" collection came out!!! Daughter #3 is now 18 months old, and so far, there is no collection named after her! Seriously, 3 out of four kids, within six months, and TWICE with the one child's name. It was freaky.

It happens to us EVERY SINGLE TIME we name a child. We purposely pick names that aren't very popular, but once we have the kid, suddenly it's everywhere.

Right now, I think your choices have become more popular, but still not over-used. Let's hope it stays that way. That way, they can be cooly familiar without having 3 other kids with that same name in class.

FTR, when I told one elderly man on base my girls' names when they were babies, he was shocked and said, "Lily was my wife's mother's name. I haven't heard anyone with that name in 50 years." Sure enough, my Lily was one of THREE in Hebrew school. GAH!

I think the name Jolene has actually been on the rise since The White Stripes covered Jolene a couple years back. Its a beautiful name and song - who could blame you!

Those may be the only pieces of Ikea furniture that I can pronounce.
I am Melissa (as in Greg Allman's guitar). My folks felt the same name fury when I entered Kindergarten with three other Melissa's. They have always called me Missy and by seventh grade I was fed up with being Missy Mo or Missy with the boobs that I changed the spelling to Myssie.

I'm a Melissa who also goes by Missy! But only with my family. Just a small correction: Melissa is not the name of Greg Allman's guitar. He wrote the song Melissa, but didn't have a name for it. While shopping one night, he saw a woman calling for her daughter Melissa to come back and he thought the name fit well with the song. My dad chose the name Melissa because the Allman Brothers were his favorite band, and Melissa was Duane Allman's favorite song.

I'm glad my mom was able to convince him that they didn't need to have 3 more girls to use the names Martha, Jessica, and Elizabeth Reed!

Thanks! I had not heard that story of how the song got it's title. I knew Gregg had been kicking that song around for a long while before it got recorded and that Duane loved it.
It still makes perfect sense if you think of Melissa as a guitar. I love song lyrics that are not perfectly interpreted.
My sister is Jessica, we used to argue about who had the "better" song. I had lyrics and she had about 5 minutes more of a song!

With my first, I was going to choose Violet until the Afflecks *stole* it ;) So we went with Lilah and then suddenly there's the song "Hey there, Delilah" and Lilah starts trending.

My uncle's family basically anticipated every major name trend by about 1-3 years. I've always joked that if you want an unusual name you should ask my uncle and if he likes it, then move along because it will be huge in a year or so.

i was so excited when i named my first son jaden...then britney spears named her son jaden and ruined it...

Now now, I was born north of the Mason-Dixon after 1979! I was the only Jolene I ever knew of until I was about 20.

I was also! I have an extra e in there though. I also never met another Jolene until I was in my 20's. I HATE when people start singing the Dolly Parton song when I introduce myself - I was NOT named after that!

Sometimes being cool has it's price. People want to be just like ya ;)

I was actually quite happy to see Kendall's name in a Pottery Barn Kids catalog last year IN A BOYS ROOM, since it seems some people are convinced I named my kid a girl's name in an effort to be cruel.

And you would think Jill and Scott would both be pretty common names, but I'm telling you, I only met one other Jill and maybe 2 Scott's my age my whole life... until I became a blogger. Now I feel like every other blogger's name is Jill or Jillian and I SERIOUSLY know 6 "close" bloggy friends with Scotts for husbands.

One of my BFF's name is Jill, so anytime I'm talking to John about one of you I have to call you "Bloggy Jill." There were two Jills in the playgroup I was in too. I never knew any kids named Jill, but now it seems like a common adult name. Weird.

GretchenSchonover 5 pts

Just had to jump in when I saw "Kendall"- that is my 3.5 yr old daughter's name! I actually picked it randomly from a baby name list on the internet and it was the one my hubby loved. Oh, and my hubby is Scott! (I'm totally serious)

When we 1st chose Kendall, my dad told us he was going to call her by her middle name b/c he worked with a 6'5' tall mammoth of a man named Kendall and could not get that image out of his head, lol. But once she was born, no one has called her anything else except for nicknames and such. And up until now she has been the only Kendall at daycare. Now there is a litte boy with the same name, same spelling, but thankfully he is 2 classes behind. Oh once we ran into a Kendall at a corn maze; I think she was about 15.

I still like our choice though- its not "strange" but it is not too common or plain. Just like my name~

Ikea's got me, too. My son's name is Ivar. They also have a shelving unit named Ivar. And we call him Ike for short. (it's kind of a family name)

Two weeks after he was born, a hurricane named Ike f'd up Houston. And I live in Austin.

GRRR... Now I'm sure there is an army of nearly 3-year-old Ikes running around, just to vex me.

It happens.

I could have written the same post. I don't think any of my friends read your blog so I can say it here. STOP STEALING MY KIDS' NAMES GODDAMNIT.

I spent months picking out the perfect name. Then there are 2 more of my second baby's names in my circle of friends. WTF?! This is not a common name. I find it hard to believe you picked it from the motherfucking sky.

I feel your pain.

Okay, this cracked me up and I have to say, I feel your pain. We've been in the same spot and it irks me.

I don't think any of our friends are taking them intentionally, but it just so happens that people around us wind up using the same (or very similar) names.

I'm pretty sure you can blame Ray Lamontagne for the rise of popularity in Jolene - that song is too lovely. As for Jules and Jonas and Ikea, that is a mystery....

There's a popular theory over here (Germany) that kids get named after the piece of IKEA furniture they were conceived on... ;)

Someone once told me that the IKEA furniture was named after the designer, but I don't know how accurate that claim is. But! I do know a "Jonas" (an adult) in Sweden, so ... . (Jules doesn't strike me as particularly Scandinavian though. It reminds me of the fabulous movie Jules et Jim, though!)

That is definitely not true. I speak Norwegian, which is very closely related to Swedish, and a lot of the furniture is named stuff like "bekvem," which means "comfortable," or "fornuftig," which means "sensible." There are also a lot of place names, such as "Tromso." I swear I've seen such boring names as "square" or "triangle" before. If they named things after the designer you'd see an awful lot of names ending in "-lund" or "-qvist" or "son." There isn't a lot of diversity in Swedish names.

Not that anyone cares about this stuff but it's kind of fun for me as a Norwegian speaker to walk through an IKEA and read the silly names.

haha I searched my son's name to make sure it wasn't popular before I named him...and of course the year he was born it jumped WAY up in popularity. >.< C'est la vie, I guess.

Well, Jolene "trending" means it's 970/1000 (when it hadn't made the top 1000 since the 80's). There were 261 Jolenes born in 2010 (and nearly 23000 Isabellas) so it's still a special and unique name!

I named my kids Jackson and Henry. Prior to having kids I'd never met any kids named Jackson or Henry. Plenty of Avas, but no Jacks or Henrys. Now, every third kid in Jack's class is named Jack. And if you go to Nameberry (the website of that very popular Beyond Jennifer and Jason, Madison and Montana name book) and type in Henry, here's what comes up: "its stylishness has increased substantially to the point where in upmarket neighborhoods and suburbs, it seems every other boy is named either Jack or Henry."
Apparently I should have consulted that website before naming my youngest son after my grandfather.

My youngest is named Tess, which also seemed very retro and unique two years ago, but now seems to be gaining in popularity.

Regardless, your kids have pretty cool names--imitation is flattery, right? Everyone is flattering you :-)

I have a three year old Henry. When I decided I loved the name....TEN years ago...it was not popular and was just some old man name :(

i think you have to make up names in order to not here them, like watermelondrea. to be fair, 'jolene' is a darn popular dolly parton song. i mean, i knew of it before i started reading here and i'm not really a dolly parton buff. also, the white stripes did a (damn good) cover of it a few years back. i think they released it as a b-side though...

don't worry, i heard my son's name (mateo) a lot right after he was born, but have yet to run into one of his name doubles in school or on the playground. i remember there was a serge of marissas when i was about 10, but it still remains pretty uncommon (or unpopular?).

Ok, well that's just freaky.

Have you seen the Name Voyager? You put in names and it tells you the popularity over time. Very weird curve for Jolene.
http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager#prefix=jolene&ms=true&sw=f&exact=false

Don't worry, your Jonas, Jules, and Jolene will be total originals, just being who they are! And because they have quite the rockin' mom.

I was just about to share the same link! I felt the same way about naming my daughter Abigail only to find it was in the top 10 for the year she was born. Shucks.

bawahhhhh! that is too weird. I do love me some ikea though.